The Cybertronian Upload

To watch this and not pee yourself laughing at 2:18.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C5p5TmmWWs&feature=related#

For anyone interested.

I took a small break from writing giant alien robots and did a little Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles dirty.

WARNING: Explicit sexual activity follows.

Also - I did not remember Karai from the animated series when I saw the recent 2007 movie. This fiction is based in an AU of sorts (based off only the 2007 movie), where Karai is not the Shredder's daughter (adoptive or otherwise) but his second in command, his apprentice, his lover. Though much younger. Please keep that in mind and don't bother flaming.

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The Exposure of Vector Sigma

Narrated by Decepticon Alexis

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I'm stalling on my next chapter so bad... Alexis and Thundercracker ran away with my chapter outline and I'm currently fighting them to bring it back.

SO! Until I manage to get them under control, I'll present you with this:

Transformer Contagion theme songs that may give away upcoming plots! If you're curious I'd suggest looking up the lyrics.

1. 'Apologize' by Timbaland. Skyfire to Starscream.
2. 'Breakdown' by Seether. Starscream to Megatron.
3. 'The Night' by Disturbed. Shockwave.
4. 'Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)' by Journey. Starscream and Skyfire.
5. 'Down With The Sickness' by Disturbed. Sixshot.
6. 'Broken' by Seether featuring Amy Lee. Starscream and Skyfire.
7. 'Shamandalie' by Sonata Artica. Ratchet to Ironhide.
8. 'Revolution Man' by Union Underground. Shockwave and Cyclonus. (Not to each other, regarding themselves.)
9. 'All the Same' by Sick Puppies. Skyfire to Starscream.
10. 'The Unforgiven III' by Metallica. Hotrod/Rodimus.
11. 'I Hate Everything About You' by Three Days Grace. Starscream to Megatron.
12. 'Heavy' by Collective Soul. Optimus Prime.

I've stumbled on some awesome video and screencap from the game, but I'm confused.

Has anybody played or seen gameplay for the PC version? It's supposedly multiplayer, does that mean it's online? Or is it one of those - two controllers on one computer type things?

If you've played, you got reviews for me? Thanks.

Stumbling on Suicide

Narrated by Autobot Ratchet

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This post will be constantly updated as I continue to write Transformers fics and as I continue to add entries to the Contagion Wikia.

Contagion:

Chapter 1, Bumblebee
Chapter 2, Thundercracker
Chapter 3, Ratchet
Chapter 4, Soundwave
Chapter 5, Jazz
Chapter 6, Runabout
Chapter 7, Ironhide
Chapter 8, Skywarp
Chapter 9, Hotrod
Chapter 10, Skyfire
Chapter 11, Optimus Prime
Chapter 12, Starscream
Chapter 13, Blurr
Chapter 14, Rumble
Chapter 15, Sam Witwicky
Chapter 16, Laserbeak
Chapter 17, Kup
Chapter 18, Starscream
Chapter 19, Skyfire
Chapter 20, Hook
Chapter 21, Sideswipe
Chapter 22, Ravage
Chapter 23, Elita One
Chapter 24, EOS
Chapter 25, Wheeljack
Chapter 26, Soundwave
Chapter 27, Springer
Chapter 28, Alexis
Chapter 29, RedAlert
Chapter 30, No Narrator
Chapter 31, Sarah Lennox
Chapter 32, Mikaela
Chapter 33, Scrapper
Chapter 34, Inferno
Chapter 35, Megatron
Chapter 36, Tracks
Chapter 37, Longhaul
Chapter 38, Ratchet
Chapter 39, Alexis

Non-Contagion (Cannon in Contagion Universe)

Transformers A 2 Z
And You, My Love?
Dual Part One
Dual Part Two
Dual Part Three
Individual Results May Vary Part One
Individual Results May Vary Part Two
Individual Results May Vary Part Three
Seeking That Which Cannot Be Sought
Unlikely Alliance
Secrets We Keep

Transformers Armada

Flick
Lesson

G1

Mending The Hero

The Contagion Wikia

Homepage

A very short fic during Starscream's first years as a Decepticon, as Second in Command, as Megatron's Bondmate.

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A short, sweet, sticky fic done for a friend.

Ironhide X Ratchet

Explicit Cybertronian Sex!

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This is a slightly altered RP between myself and my significant other. I played Blaster and Rumble, and he played Soundwave and Frenzy. This takes place back on Cybertron, before the events of the first Michael Bay Transformers movie, before Contagion.

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A poll fic. That's about it. Pointless sticky sex/rape/violence.

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Swindle, Starscream's minicon, has a bit of a problem... and Starscream can think of only one way to help his companion out.

WARNING: Explicit Sex/Masturbation

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The End.

WARNING: Yaoi, Slash, Explicit Cybertronian Sex

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Part Two

WARNING: Yaoi, Slash, Explicit Cybertronian Sex

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A fic which was mostly done as a gift for Loki.

Wreck-gar, Devcon and Kup.

WARNING - Yaoi, Slash, Explicit Cybertronian Sex.

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A short Armada based Fic.

Minicons amuse me.

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Part three, unfinished as of now.

Swindle and Thrust.

Disturbing Imagery.

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Part two, unfinished as of now.

Hotrod and the Sweeps.

WARNING: Sexual content

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This is part one of a three part RP myself and my Loki did one night.

Part one is rather short, setting up the scene.

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A random TF fic I did while in an odd mood.

The narrator is cannon.

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